I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
It's blow job season.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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