Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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