After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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