She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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