she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Quick, to the slutcave!
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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