She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
They took my balls.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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