I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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