Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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