It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
don't judge my taste in strippers
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
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