that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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