Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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