Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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