2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
God I need to hump something, right now.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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