i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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