Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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