I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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