And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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