just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Randomize
