He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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