I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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