Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
People in love make me want to vomit
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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