haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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