Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
What a dumb baby whore.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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