I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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