Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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