i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
