Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
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