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..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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