in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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