R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
worst night to have a conscience
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My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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