And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
