Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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