Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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