i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Randomize
