seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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