My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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