My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Who died my cat blue again?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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