used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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