we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
