if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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