First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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