Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
My breasts were aching with rage.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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