Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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