never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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