If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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