: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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