She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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