He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
More tranny stories later!
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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