I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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