I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Shame - the story of my life.
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