redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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