She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Drunk walkin through police station. America
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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