Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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